1. kateordie:

    haleycomet:

    i literally never get tired of this post

    I still get chills when I think about people hearing this for the first time.

    Reblogged from: kateordie
  2. co-gi-to:

    untamedcomets:

    This is important

    IMPORTANT. BOOST.

    Reblogged from: hellyeahscarleteen
  3. spygadget:

    thesmilinglady:

    I’m going to start playing a drinking game where every time they say “sexually inadequate” on Criminal Minds, you take a shot.

    I’m going to be very drunk.

    This is a game I will play with you

    2 shots when they say “may be a sign of remorse”

    3 for “sexual sadism”

    Reblogged from: spygadget
  4. I’m going to start playing a drinking game where every time they say “sexually inadequate” on Criminal Minds, you take a shot.

    I’m going to be very drunk.

  5. Why do (presumably) straight men turn so gay when they’re drunk?????

  6. Today, I bought canned cinnamon rolls. 

    And liked them.

    For this, and all my other sins, I ask forgiveness.

  7. playthesims:

aww
    Reblogged from: lgbtlaughs
  8. Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
    Reblogged from: mrjakiekennedy
  9. A country where censorship serves mainly to prevent its own citizens from learning what everybody else already knows.
    Martin Van Creveld
  10. PSA: just because it could be worse doesn’t make it easier

  11. 100% true

    100% true

  12. Reblogged from: dannielle
  13. I was just looking for a study partner, I swear

    • Me: "What part of Arlington do you live in?"
    • Dude in Hebrew class: "I don't I live in DC."
    • Me: "Oh, okay, sorry, I was just looking for someone nearby to meet up with."
    • *dude looks at me like I'm crazy and probably hitting on him*
    • Me: "To study. Just to study. I'm gay. Super gay. Sooooo gay. Just to study."
    • *I realize that the last look was just confusion because dude now REALLY looks at me like I'm crazy*
    • Me: "....right. See you next week?"
  14. I could watch Shemar Moore kick in doors all night long.

  15. Episode #6017 of “Would It Fucking Kill You To Say Please?”

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