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  2. "Nothing I love more than shoving things up people’s butts!"

    "Sorry, gotta run, someone’s dying!" *sprints away, coffee in hand*

  3. I love HGTV. It’s full of all these Canadians being politely mad at each other.

    • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
    • Child: We'll wake up the books.
    • Parent: That's right.
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  4. theladymonsters:

    in which a gay cover of one of the most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists

    Reblogged from: lgbtlaughs
  5. I bet you can tell I’m a woman,” she said, “and I suspect the rest of the world can, too.”

    She said she was all too aware that if she was selected, she would represent several hundred male athletes in the NBA; she would deal with league officials and agents who were nearly all men; she would negotiate with team owners who were almost all men; and she would stand before reporters who were predominantly men.

    She did not flinch. “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.

    Michele Roberts, the new head of the NBA Player’s Union (via emilyisobsessed)

    “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

    “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

    “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

    (via duhdoydorothy)

    BALL IS LIFE

    (via plantaplanta)

    “MY PAST,” SHE TOLD THE ROOM, “IS LITTERED WITH THE BONES OF MEN WHO WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO THINK I WAS SOMEONE THEY COULD SLEEP ON.”

    (via jennyowenyoungs)

    Reblogged from: jennyowenyoungs
  6. …with npr podcasts…

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  10. HOUSE HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL IS ON NETFLIX IM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN

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  13. If you piss me off, please remember that I have the power to call you every hour tonight for whatever trivial reason I find. And then write you up for being a jackass.

    Maybe in the future, try not to piss off every single nurse on the floor.

    Love,

    A nurse

  14. nursingistheshit:

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